Stephanie over at Natural/Artificial has previously made me laugh out loud with lists of gross things found used as bookmarks inside books, and strange things found in the book drop at the library. Ah, the life of a librarian. I stole the below image from Stephanie. It’s a photocopy of a letter found in the back of Mythology.

Dear Poseidon,

I really like you. Can you please show your self to fairview north carolina?

Jordan