When I grow up, I’m going to be a teenager.
I know more things than you. I do.
You shave your legs. Why don’t you shave your arms? Your arms are hairy too.
Can I pee when it’s like this?
I don’t play with him, because he scratches me every single time I just try to say hi.
You pretend you’re drinking beer, and I’ll pretend I’m drinking hot chocolate.
Mom, you need to vacuum. And we need to do the dishes.
Amber Nicole Brooks 
“Can I pee when it’s like this?”
HA HA HA!!!!