The Voice of 3 1/2 Years

When I grow up, I’m going to be a teenager.

I know more things than you. I do.

You shave your legs. Why don’t you shave your arms? Your arms are hairy too.

Can I pee when it’s like this?

I don’t play with him, because he scratches me every single time I just try to say hi.

You pretend you’re drinking beer, and I’ll pretend I’m drinking hot chocolate.

Mom, you need to vacuum. And we need to do the dishes.

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