I thought I had a few years

During a goodbye: 

Me: “Keegan, remember, if you want to say hi or talk over the weekend, you can call me on the phone.”

Keegan: [looking indignant, hands out for emphasis] “I just gave you a hug and a kiss. Like everyday! I do not need to call you on the phone!” [now walking away]

Me: “Ok then, bye!”

Keegan: “Bye!”